Things I Learned On Vacation:
1. Not all vegan food tastes bad
2. But a good majority does
3. Marry a man who opens the doors for you
4. Sometimes eight hours isn’t long enough
5. Sometimes, it is
6. Just because you really hate something, doesn’t mean it’s all bad
7. Traffic is one of those “somethings”
8. Only rarely
9. We have a little bit (or a lot) of the person we don’t want to be in us
10. A puppy kiss can be better than a human kiss
11. Vacation isn’t vacation if there’s no coming home
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