Raise your hand if you’ve ever cried in front of a floor-length dressing room mirror after trying on your twelfth pair of jeans that didn’t fit.
166: because your jeans should fit (or, pt. 1)
You really should buy pants in the right goddam size, because I’m sick of looking at you.
152: because I don’t need to lose weight
I shouldn’t have to say this. Like, I really shouldn’t have to say this.
But apparently people don’t know.
151: because every body is worth celebrating
Go ahead, roll your eyes. But your body is incredible—just not for the reasons you think.
144: because bossy isn’t beautiful
“I want every little girl who’s told she’s bossy to be told instead that she has leadership skills.”
Please. Do not tell your bossy daughter that.
142: because you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have
Work is awesome.
I may be biased because I’m celebrating the end of a three-month unemployed rollercoaster. But my last job was awesome, and my now job is, too.
141: because you told strangers about that first date
I fucking love these shoes. Rule #2 of Fashion (after nakedness): Excitement.
140: because you should get naked
Surprise! I’ve re-branded because occasionally people tell me that the things I say don’t suck.
So, in celebration, take your clothes off. Yes, you read that right—go on, work that birthday suit.
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