Raise your hand if you’ve ever cried in front of a floor-length dressing room mirror after trying on your twelfth pair of jeans that didn’t fit.
166: because your jeans should fit (or, pt. 1)
You really should buy pants in the right goddam size, because I’m sick of looking at you.
142: because you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have
Work is awesome.
I may be biased because I’m celebrating the end of a three-month unemployed rollercoaster. But my last job was awesome, and my now job is, too.
141: because you told strangers about that first date
I fucking love these shoes. Rule #2 of Fashion (after nakedness): Excitement.
140: because you should get naked
Surprise! I’ve re-branded because occasionally people tell me that the things I say don’t suck.
So, in celebration, take your clothes off. Yes, you read that right—go on, work that birthday suit.
126: because I will not boom
As a woman, I’m supposed to cause a ruckus. But what if I don’t want to boom?
124: because hair is hair is hair
Confession: I’m emotionally attached to my hair. (You get lucky with a picture in this one.)
Mary's One Hundred 