An angry letter to the Supreme Court; a love poem to women.
164: because marriage isn’t the point
If you think marriage is the end of your relationship (and not the beginning) you’re in for a real rough-fucking ride.
157: because tattoos are not an invitation to comment on my body
I remember the first time some older dude told me, “That’s gonna look dumb when you’re old.”
I just shrugged and said, “Yeah, probably” and walked away. Because, sure, that could happen…
156: because your political vote can differ from your personal belief
Dear Eternal Friend and Confidant,
I fear for the future.
154: because (mis)information is our deadliest weapon
DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH
153: because IDGAF what my boyfriend likes
The rant continues: Why the fuck does nobody care what I think about my body?
152: because I don’t need to lose weight
I shouldn’t have to say this. Like, I really shouldn’t have to say this.
But apparently people don’t know.
151: because every body is worth celebrating
Go ahead, roll your eyes. But your body is incredible—just not for the reasons you think.
148: because you can be as picky as you damn well please
Maybe it’s the remnants of my bossy childhood, or perhaps it’s because commitment scares the shit out of me, but I’m picky as fuck.
146: because feminism is cool as fuck
Some of you may have read the recent I Am A Female And I Am So Over Feminists that’s circling around social media. I caved and read it. And, while there are a million-and-a-half responses I want to say—like Feminism fucking gave you the freedom to post your own article and not need to use a male pseudonym—I will refrain.
Mary's One Hundred 